Don’t Trust the Swedes!

When will Jeff learn to listen to my advice?!  Those tricky IKEA Swedes are not to be trusted.

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Street Smarts

Summer is just around the corner, so I’m trying to figure out just what to DO with all that time.  Listen is as we come up with a syllabus.  GNJ#0447

Mouse Count

Jeff is counting up the bodies over at his house.  When will it end?  GNJ#0446

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Vulgar America

What did he expect from Ted Nugent?  GNJ#0445

The Top 10 List

When you have only 15 minutes, you have to talk fast to fit it all in.  From summer vacation to apps that cause trouble, we cover it all!

GNJ#0444

Digging for Gold

Is it too strong to say that you may wish you hadn’t listened to this podcast?  No, I don’t believe that it is.

I want to wash out MY ears!

GNJ#443

Nothing like medicine head

Please bear with us all while we await the end of Tracy’s (finger quotes) “allergy problem.”

Good Night Jeff #0442

Showdown

There are more traditions that rule my life than I would like to admit.

Every winter I assemble a parade of assorted snowmen that park it on top of the kitchen cupboards.  We usually put them out at Christmas time and they stay put until the snow has melted.  When the Snowmen Guard has been packed away, the Easter Bunny decorations and ceramic eggs my Grandma made for me long ago are brought out.

I don’t do a lot of holiday decorating for three reasons.

1. I hate clutter so pulling out seasonal clutter just because it’s holiday related grates on me.
2. I don’t own a lot of holiday decorations.  (See reason #1)
3. I usually forget to get the holiday stuff out until two days before the holiday, so what’s the point anyway?

When the kids were babies, I may have skipped holiday decorating all together however particularly at Easter time, I have to get out the “Easter tote” so the kids can play “scatter-the-plastic-eggs-all-over-the-house” game.  ”Be advised children, that any plastic eggs found in July go in the garbage can!”

Of course this year, the snowmen and Easter Bunny are at a stand off.  As I write this, they are trying to determine who takes over.  I don’t know who will blink first…

Pin number

While I try to find my pin number, Jeff tries to find empathy.

Listen in to GNJ#0441

Dinner with Grandma

Or was it lunch?  It doesn’t matter.  There will be too much food no matter what.

Lesson learned tonight was: send Jeff to the store when you need batteries.  Listen in to Good Night Jeff #440 now.